A husband and wife are sitting quietly in the bed and reading when the wife looks over at him and asks ‘the question’ …

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: Definitely Not!!!!

WIFE: Why not? Don’t you like being married?

HUSBAND: Of course I do …

WIFE: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

HUSBAND: Okay, okay. I would get married again!

WIFE: You would (looking hurt)?

HUSBAND: (makes a loud and frustrating sound)

WIFE: Would she live in our house?

HUSBAND: Sure, it is a great house.

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND: Probably. It is almost new.

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND: That would seem like a proper thing to do.

WIFE: Would you give her my jewelry?

HUSBAND: No, I am sure she would want her own.

WIFE: Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: Yes, those are always good times.

WIFE: Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: No , she is left handed.

 

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